Not Bonsai

I just showed you a great selection of bonsai trees at the National Arboretum, and that reminded me of this tree on Lake Hollingsworth in Lakeland, FL. It's by no means a bonsai, I'd guess it's 8-10 feet tall, but the root structure seems to be growing over a large rock, so it reminded me of some of those bonsai trees. Maybe if you could shoot it with some little miniaturization beam and shrink it down to under 2' tall, then you could call it a bonsai.