How Drunk Can I Be?

OK, so I wasn't really drunk, but I did spot a pink elephant. This guy has stood on the side of the road in Brandon, FL, for years, and I guess he's now a sort of local landmark. He used to be a decoration at a plant nursery, but that place closed years ago, so now he just sits on an empty lot, awaiting his fate. I caught him right at sunset, which sort of made his pink turn a little orange, but believe me, he's PINK!