Question Number Eight

Last but not least, another important question. Will these new records break like those pieces of garbage they tried to foist off on us back during the war, where they made records out of stuff more fragile than glass? Ha-ha, of course not. In fact, we've designed record players that actually drop the records onto each other from a height of four inches or more before they are played, just to prove how durable they really are! Collectors in the future will thank you! Maybe I'm reading too much between the lines here.
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